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Welcome to the Order of the Chimkin.

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A creator who turns games into experiments — mods, randomizers, and chaos bend the rules, and the community builds stories that couldn't happen in a normal playthrough.

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TV Guide — every tape in the machine

    What you're in for

    The Show

    Deep Dives

    Retro and forgotten games, played properly and picked apart.

    RNG Ordainments

    ROM hacks, randomizers, and modded madness. The dice decide.

    Challenge + Survival

    Loot, options, and runs that should not have been survivable.

    Strategy & Systems

    Design discussion — why the game works, and how to break it.

    The Order

    A community that gets the chaos. Welcome to the Order of the Chimkin.

    Save file 01

    Quest Log

    > NOW_PLAYING

    • Breath of Fire (ROM hack)
    • Tecmo's Deception: Invitation to Darkness
    • Wizardry 8 with CC's Mod
    • Earthbound Randomizer
    • Daggerfall Unity

    > QUEUED

    • GZDoom
    • Parasite Eve
    • At Dead of Night
    • Champions of Norrath
    • Star Ocean: Second Evolution
    • Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force
    • Shining Force GBA
    • FF: Black Moon Prophecy
    • Chrono Trigger: Flames of Eternity
    • FF1 Randomizer
    • FF6 Worlds Collide
    • Treasure of Rudras
    • More Daggerfall Unity
    • …and more

    > CLEARED

    • Final Fantasy VI: T-Edition
    • FFVI: Return of the Dark Sorcerer
    • FFVI: Beyond Chaos
    • Final Fantasy VII: Echo-S
    • Final Fantasy IV: Ultima
    • Final Fantasy Renaissance
    • Mario RPG Armageddon
    • Chrono Trigger Enhansa Edition
    • Shin Megami Tensei 1 (PS1)
    • Earthbound
    • Ogre Battle Randomizer
    • Deception: Invitation to Darkness
    • Wizardry 8
    • Fire Emblem: Rebellion Saga
    • Look Outside

    Authorized by the Order

    Council Decrees

    Reality obeys. So does chat.

    1. Ask before you backseat — and no spoilers.
    2. This is an 18+ channel.
    3. No business solicitations.
    4. Abide by Twitch TOS.
    5. Be cool and respectful.
    6. No links unless requested.
    7. No political or religious topics.
    8. No discriminatory language.
    9. Don't ask to join games unless invited.
    10. Violations will be mocked. For content.

    Do not anger the Grand Peck.

    Enlist

    Join the Order

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